Pandatron aka PT2K
The following information that you are about to read is a private letter, written by Professor Panda, that was intercepted by Pandatron:
Pandatron was built with the purpose to serve and protect his community, the Panda Society and Pandas worldwide! But the truth is, I don't know much about Pandatron’s actual capabilities and overall applications as I owe 95% of his development and design to an “esteemed colleague” of mine who paid me generously for my assistance in the creation of the prototype PT2K (aka Pandatron).
I'm professionally obligated to keep my "esteemed colleague's" name private!! However, what I can tell you is that Pandatron’s body is a one of a kind PT2K chassis that weighs approximately 15 tons and is entirely comprised of an extremely rare top secret alloy known only as Cardanite, which was discovered by my "esteemed colleague" and offers a whole host of mysterious abilities alone in itself, many of which I feel have yet to be documented. PT2K has an additional coating of Cardanite armour plating, which adorns his whole body, that imitates the function of a thick hide to ensure increased durability.
His head houses a multitude of optic lenses that allow him to see in infrared, pass x-ray, ultra violet and night vision amongst others. His exhaust like mouth is a heating vent which is designed to rapidly cool his core temperature and prevent overheating, it also doubles up to absorb ionic particles in the atmosphere. These particles can be released in an extremely powerful blast of energy known as the ``Quasar Cannon``. His ears allow him to use sound to echo locate targets up to 200 meters away and allow him to detect and intercept all types of frequencies, which can be processed and decrypted by his revolutionary one of a kind quantum PT2K CPU.
His hands were designed to have a wide array of weapon applications, some of which include, Plasma Cannons, Flamethrowers, Ionic Disrupters and Shock wave Resonators to name a few. He has but one flaw in his design that I implemented as a security fail-safe, which is, without the use of his charging cables, he will inevitably run out of power and be forced to return back to HQ. Unless he finds other charging cables (which is impossible) as the only ones in existence are in the PT2K launch bay that was specifically manufactured to house him.
On the 13th of March 2022 my "esteemed colleague" took the prototype out on a test run (to which I was sadly not invited to). When the prototype was returned, I took it that it's test run was successful, due to Pandatron's almost 99% energy depletion (which is extraordinary). However, what I found even more extraordinary was that on further inspection of the prototype, I noticed deep penetrating slash marks across his abdomen and legs, almost as if he had been in battle? (Which is obviously impossible). They must have somehow been self inflicted? When I reached out to my "esteemed colleague" for clarification on the damage, he declined to comment and has been radio silent ever since!
I was able to repair the damage done to PT2K, however, without my "esteemed colleague's" input and expertise, I was unable to continue the development of the project. So PT2K sat dormant, gathering dust, as a forgotten relic, until I decided to post him up for sale on Jpeg.store to make a little extra MONEY MONEY MONEY, in which Boss Cat Billionaire then purchased him! Sometime later, that mysterious lightning storm occurred and created an unexpected electrical surge, which seems to have brought PT2K to life? (Which is truly remarkable). I remember the colour of the lightning that night, it was astonishing, I’ve never seen lightning glow iridescent like that before in my life! Well, actually come to think of it, apart from the night PT2K was returned to me by my "esteemed colleague", which is quite odd... Perhaps it's just a coincidence?
All I know for sure is, PT2K is alive, and by the looks of things, he is learning FAST... He appears to want to carve out an identity of his own... To be accepted by society as a living organism. He seems to be resting and recharging his boosters, I'm presuming to conserve as much auxiliary power as possible. He shouldn't be able to keep it up for much longer before he completely runs out of power. I will continue to analyse his Twitter posts and help in anyway I can! In the meantime, you may want to consult with Boss Panda as he has many associates in the cryptoverse. I’m sure if anyone has any information at all, he would be the one to point you in the right direction!